being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!
yall today: pussy or butthole
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
There are two kinds of people….
i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash